I doubt you’d be surprised that one of the most common reasons people see me for couples counselling is a lack of sex in the relationship.
In general, sex is a pretty good indicator of how things are going. The F&F rule, for example: if you fuck more than you fight, you’re doing OK.
If you need to bust a sex rut, use these tips. They’ve helped hundreds of my clients banish their bedroom boredom. A+ for accidental alliteration!
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The Chicken And The Egg: Sex and Intimacy
You know, my job would be a lot easier if couples called me sooner. The average couple puts up with arguments and sex droughts for years before they seek counselling.
I get it – most counsellors are really lame. They’re awkward as hell, boring, and with rare exception, useless.
But how long can you endure a shitty relationship?
Is there a point of no return?
When he’s out of Kleenex and single-handedly (ohhh man, on a roll today) keeps Jergen’s in business. When you’re unhappy. When you’re looking at other people. It’s different for everyone.
No one ever thinks this will happen to them. But somehow, the problem creeps in…
One person wants sex before they give affection, the other wants affection before they get sexual. This sounds simple doesn’t it? One person satisfies the other and the problem goes away.
It isn’t though. Somewhere along the way, little resentments build up. They’re so subtle that they go almost unnoticed, like a leaky tap slowly filling the sink drop by drop.
Because of this hidden resentment, the gestures of affection feel loaded with the expectation of sex. There’s an awkward pressure.
Sex is… difficult. Even if your parts work, you just can’t find a rhythm. It feels disconnected. And this is all assuming that the initial sexual advances aren’t rejected.
3 Ways To Break the Cycle and Save Your Sex Life
1) Answer This Question
When’s the last time you went on a date?
I dunno why people assume dating and relationships are two different things. They aren’t.
A relationship is just dating for a really long time. When you date for a long time, you develop a friendship. Take away the dating part, and what are you left with?
Crash course in some basic psychology. In every interaction you’ve ever been in, there’s been “roles”. Doctor and patient. Teacher and student. Boss and employee. Boyfriend and girlfriend. Friends.
Everyone has many roles, and how you act depends on which role you’re in. When you’re dating, you’re in an exclusively romantic role. You’re lovers.
As you get to know each other, you develop a friendship. Passion fizzles when you stop relating to your partner in a romantic role and slip entirely into a friendship.
Friendship isn’t sexy. It’s comforting, but not sexy. Date once a week, flirt, have fun, and turn those sparks back into flames.
2) Break Bad Bedroom Habits
You ever hear of Pavlov’s dog? Guy rings a bell, then feeds his dog. Eventually, the sound of the bell alone made the dog drool.
When you take your phone to bed, watch TV, eat, or whatever, you associate your bedroom with everything but sex. Cut it out.
Seriously – this is one of the biggest difference makers in couples counselling. If you take electronics to bed, you eliminate one of the only opportunities for sex to happen. How often are you alone, comfy, and undistracted?
Make your bedroom sex friendly. Make sure your room is clean. Get silky bedsheets and comfy pillows. Put some scented tealight candles around, and keep lube and a vibrator nearby.
And damn it, go to bed together.
3) Make It Happen
If sex hasn’t happened in a while, it’s gonna be an ordeal. You’ll feel the pressure.
You might have to schedule a time. If it was going to happen naturally, it probably would’ve happened by now.
Don’t make it about coming. That’s awesome and everything, but messing around is a great start.
Instead of worrying about it, appreciate the thrill. If you haven’t hooked up in a long time, it’s almost like you’re doing it for the first time again.
You forget how good it feels, and not just the physical part. Sex brings you closer to your partner in a way that nothing else can.
–Check medications. Anti-depressants and other meds can make sex virtually impossible. Get alternatives if you can.
–Don’t underestimate sex. Sometimes all those fights aren’t actually because of an underlying problem. Sometimes you just need a good hard… you know.
–Talk about it. If it’s a concern, bring it up. Don’t let sex become the elephant in the room.
–Jump on opportunity. When you feel a little something, look for reasons to do it instead of reasons why you shouldn’t.
–Show affection often. Kiss as you pass in the house. Grope each other. Cuddle in bed. Play with their hair.
–Try when you’re too tired. When it’s been a long time, it can take a lot of guts to initiate. It hurts even more to get shut down. If you’re a bit tired or not in the mood, try anyway.
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We stopped having sex when I started gaining weight. My husband, at first, said he didn’t a know why he didn’t want any.
Fast forward, years go by, I get breast cancer and look even worse. We’ve spoken rationally about it but no answers. Last year he told me that ‘it was probably’ my weight.
It’s hard for me to believe that I’m repulsive to the point he wouldn’t like to have sex. He doesn’t even let me touch him. No hand holding, no kissing or hugging.
He’d probably let me give him head (I didn’t it for years and got nothing in return). But now I have some pride back and if he’s not interested in reciprocating, no thanks!
I know he loves me, we are friends and laugh together. I’d like him so smoke a bit of weed with me (I currently don’t either) thinking it would relax us, but he’s against it